As the title says, here's the long awaited rap.
This rap will be on the first two series or seasons. The next post will be on the third and fourth series.
Well, I can't rap. (TRUST me, I've tried.) So... Save your self and skip this post please.
Maybe I'll just rhyme....
This is going to be bad....
Please. If you're still reading...
Go away.
Please...
I'm begging you.
Skip this post and move on to the next...
You can save yourself now!
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?!?!?!?!?!
Again, please.
Save your self.
I'm begging you.
*Sigh* No preventing you from reading this now is there?
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Doctor Who
A show
There are many Doctors who
Are usually never a blow
Series One
Starts with Nine
Meeting Rose seems to be fun
Until the mannequins align
Traveling to the end
They meet Cassandra
Trying to mend
The mess they saw
Going home
There has been trouble
Slitheen have hidden, and roam
The Doctor goes through the rubble
Then in SLC Utah
Darleks have been stored
One thinks he's in the Time War
And feels very ignored
Going back to the future
To Floor 500 we go
Adam gets in trouble
The Doctor then says no
An anniversary then comes up
Rose goes to see her dad
They all get in trouble
But later, things seem rad
World War Two
Is a mess
The Doctor has no clue
But nanogenes are a yes!
Games on the floors
Seem very dangerous
But wait, just look around those doors
The atmosphere is rather spacious
Bad Wolf comes into play
Warning Rose of the future
The heart seems rather okay
But a regeneration occurs anyway
Series Two
Starts with Ten
In battle he blew
He lost his arm then
Down to New Earth
Cassandra causes trouble again
However for what it's worth
Cassandra won't come back
Queen Victoria from England
Then decreed
To found Torchwood
The Doctor is not what they need
School in the present
Isn't so bad
The food just has a weird scent
To make children smarter
A girl in a fireplace
Why didn't she burn up
It was to violate
This lady's space
Upgrades are a go
Voluntary or not
Humans fall in tow
Will The Doctor save this lot
The Wire is bad news
Stealing faces
Is someone going to sing the blues
Take away these cases!
A weird planet
Full of Ood
Does it take granite
To stop the rude
Those who know The Doctor
Have meetings to discuss
What's going on
The disappearances are a fuss
Children go missing
It's the Olympics,
Where is the haunting
The fears are the witness
Ghosts appear in London
No doubt danger along the way
There are more than a dozen
Daleks are in the fray
Rose comes back
Causing a breach
The space is bigger than a crack
Rose is gone, no matter how far they reach
Anyway, even though you went against my advice, and read this rap(ish..More like sort of rhyming).
Please tell me what you thought, what I can do better, and if I should do another one. This is only the first four series (or seasons), so I am already thinking about another rap with the other six as well anyway.
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