Showing posts with label Rap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rap. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Failing At Rapping AGAIN (Series 7-8)

Why am I still rapping, well…I really have no clue…It’s just torture for me to write these.

ANYWAY, here's my final rap! I am so glad to have these done! But....If you guys (aka my nonexistent readers) want me to write more, I MIGHT. BIG might. Probably not, but you can always ask!


Doctor Who
A show
There are many Doctors who
Are usually never a blow


Series Seven
Starts with Eleven
Right near Christmas
The Doctor saves again

Surrounded by Daleks galore
Help they want from them
But much trouble is in store
Another helps from the stem

Then reptiles? No. Dinosaurs
On a spaceship, they must
Image Courtesy By: BBC
Escape from these powers
Who can they all trust

Out to Mercy, a town
But The Doctor isn't the Doctor
Many people seem like a clown
But they're saved from disaster

Doubt comes between the three
Blocks then appearing
Make yourself free
The blocks aren't for cheering

The Angels come and feed
It's the last time for Pond
They all act with much speed
It's no use but to respond

Sulking back in England
The Doctor meets Clara again
The Snowmen meat their end
The Doctor looks for Clara, a pain

Clara is once again found
But there are hackers
Bringing souls into their compound
This show has pretty good actors

Going to see something awesome
To planets orbiting planets they go
But Clara loses her autumn
Leaf going with the flow

Accidentally on a Russian ship
Meeting an Ice Warrior is trouble
The warrior seems to flip
They all might need an air bubble

Back in time to 1974
To a house with seeming ghosts
This episode is not a bore
Or so say the hosts

In the TARDIS to the center they go
Clara finds the library
She finds a name no one can know
In the end bringing peace

With Vastra and Strax investigating
They find The Doctor around
Then end with questioning
The Doctor sends Clara save and sound

With the children, to a world
Full of wonders and surprisingly
Also metal that has whirled
Around without an end

The end for The Doctor draws close
So off to his grave they travel
Staying is what he chose
How Clara is stubborn with unravel


Season Eight
Starts with Twelve
Most resent unless you're late
Don't place this on a shelve

It might increase your heart rate
But don't take a breath
You will have to wait
Until there's no certain death

Then Daleks are back again
Into it's home they go
It's not very plain
Why they are there you know

Fairytales are not real
But Robin evidently is
They will have to steal
Would you like a quiz

You have to listen
For trouble is near
Tears may glisten
This episode is very queer

The phone then rings
And they both have to rob
A bank suited for Kings
Just who gave them the job

The Doctor goes undercover
Clara is befuddled
It seems like he will hover
Danny is very muddled

Next the moon is in trouble
In a suicide mission to destroy
It may turn into rubble
It is saved to many's joy

One last time with Clara
They go to an outer space train
Image Courtesy By: TARDIS Wikia
There seems to be a mummy
He is soon slain

Coming back to real time
They see that people are turning flat
Clara is in charge, don't bet a dime
The Doctor could even be picked up by a cat

But then a forest
Comes into play
A girl needs to be found
Trees talk to her in the fray

The courage to tell Danny
But Missy comes along
His death is uncanny
Clara needs to be strong



I feel like these raps totally failed! I mean, I tried to describe each episode in four rhyming lines, but I didn't want to give too much away either! It's hard! Anyway, totally glad that these are over. What do you guys think? I won't be doing these raps anymore, but feedback is always good!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Failing At Rapping Even More (Series 5-6)

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Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, I have been really busy! I've had mountains of homework that's only getting bigger, finals is next week, and last week on Thursday and Friday I had a school related absence to go to California with my orchestra! California was really fun, but I'm still catching up on everything I had missed in those two days which is A LOT.








I really have no idea why I am continuing these raps. They are torture to me. However, I did start this and do have to finish what I've started. So, here we go for the THIRD time.
I do kinda doubt I have any readers what so ever on this blog. However, that is probably best for both me and humanity. Me, so I don't get any more self-confidence and totally erupt with posts or something (even though I doubt I will do that anyway). Humanity, because my writing is so bad, humanity would probably die at first glance.
Anyway, Hello my nonexistent readers! 
Please comment on anything you wish!


Doctor Who
A show
There are many Doctors who
Are usually never a blow


Series Five
Starts with Eleven
The Doctor can't drive
A mission to find Zero

With Amy to the future
The Doctor goes
Where an abuser
Hurts a Star Whale below

Daleks are on Earth
Passing for science
Let's see what they're worth
But there's too much defiance

River Song is back
Into the picture
But the Angels have a knack
For causing trouble

Going to Venice
For Amy and Rory's date
There seems to be a menace
You don't wanna be bait

Between two realities
Which is a dream?
No time for formalities,
Amy decides for the team

The year is 2020
Trouble all around
You can even find many
Silurians down in the ground

Going to visit an artist
It happens to be Vincent Van Gogh
Isn't he the smartest?!
But beware the creature below

Upstairs on the second floor
Which had never been
Is the ship, they explore
Amy, forgotten Rory, finds the ring

River back again, leads to Stonehenge
There much trouble awaits
There are many that want revenge
Rory waits behind the gates

Rory saves the day
Through many time loops
It's surprising he did obey
Peace at last, traveling they continue


Series Six
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Starts with Eleven
A christmas special for kicks
A love aspires, like you're in heaven

Numbered letters are passed
To Utah they all go
But with a blast
The Doctor dies, although...

The Doctor is back
But Amy is in trouble
The enemy has a knack
For messing with the couple

On a ship now
There is a black spot
The siren doesn't allow
Anyone sick on that lot

A distress signal
Bringing them to a junkyard
The people capturing Time Lord
Energy usually without fail

A TARDIS crash landing
To a dangerous island
The Flesh is standing
A copy of The Doctor firsthand

A captured Amy Pond
Melody Pond is born
The seems to be a bond
Between The Doctor and Melody

Without finding Melody
They go to Leadworth
Accidentally saving Hitler
The Doctor is poisoned on Earth

An alien child
His fears in a wardrobe
They aren't mild
Facing fears to save others

To a planet they go
Which is incidentally infected
Amy gets trapped in the flow
Saving her is connected

The TARDIS goes to a hotel
Which has a room for all
It's almost like a cell
Look! It's the Minotaur's bawl

Now, preparations are made
For The Doctor's death
Visiting Craig for aid
Cybermen, taking away your breath

The handing out of letters
Going to an alternate time
A marriage, Doctor and River
The question will now chime


I'll post the last rap soon!

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Failing At Rapping Continued (Series 3-4)

Here's another rap again. I guess advising you to not read this thing won't do any good. So whatever. It's the same introduction, but then it's the third and fourth series. If you would like to see the first and second series, they are the last post I did. The next post I will do will probably be the fifth and sixth series, then the seventh and eighth. Anyway, I hope you guys like these raps, even though they fail!


Doctor Who
A show
There are many Doctors who
Are usually never a blow

Image Courtesy By: BBC

Series Three
Starts with Ten again
The bride doesn't seem to be
Okay with the strain

Then comes Jones
Just a normal doctor
She helps to mend bones
Until the Aliens come

Witches are real
In Shakespeare's world
We'll hear The Doctor squeal
At the sight of something new

So many News York
Has a new danger
The Face Of Boe helps
Until The Doctor sees something stranger

Daleks are back once again
Making hybrids of people
Disagreeing Daleks, seems kinda plain
Will the world turn out as a cripple

A potion to turn young
An old guy is a youth
Can The Doctor stop him among
All of the chaos

Forty-Two minutes
Until death awaits them
Can they answer the questions
That will decide their fate

The Doctor is a human
To hide from aliens
He falls in love
And saves the others

The Doctor is now gone
But he gives advice
Do Not Blink
Not even for a second

Going to a Utopia, maybe
Trying to save men
In the future
It is not what it seems

The Master is here
The sound of drums
Martha disappears
Despair for the others

Martha returns
With some hope
While The Doctor
Turns back and saves

Image Courtesy By: Eye Of Horus

Series Four
Starts with Ten 
On Christmas Day
With the Titanic

The Adipose
A pill to lose weight
Say hello, to Donna
She is back once again

With Donna
They go to Pompeii
The Doctor saves others
That he remembers to this day

The Ood are being sold
To those that can pay
With much gold
The Doctor helps

Present time
There is much trouble
Martha calls
So The Doctor hustles

Aliens try to rule
The World
Martha tries to help
The Doctor save the World

With Donna and Martha
The Doctor goes to Messaline
There is the daughter 
Of The Doctor

To a party
The Doctor and Donna go
There are a series of murders
As well as robberies

Silence in a library
Counting the shadows
Is their best hope
Including River Song's

The Doctor and Donna
Want to relax
At the planet Midnight
But the copycat stops that

Is the right decision
The right or left turn
Donna gets in trouble
While Rose never learns

Daleks once again are back
All the companions
Try to help out 
But The Doctor regenerates

Through the regeneration
The Doctor stops the Daleks
Donna absorbs time energy
Then gets her mind wiped

Goodbye to the old Doctor
Goodbye to Donna
Next is series five
With the Tenth

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Failing At Rapping (Series 1-2)

As the title says, here's the long awaited rap. 
This rap will be on the first two series or seasons. The next post will be on the third and fourth series. 

Well, I can't rap. (TRUST me, I've tried.) So... Save your self and skip this post please.

Maybe I'll just rhyme....

This is going to be bad....

Please. If you're still reading...

Go away.

Please...

I'm begging you.

Skip this post and move on to the next...

You can save yourself now!

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?!?!?!?!?!

Again, please.

Save your self.

I'm begging you.

*Sigh* No preventing you from reading this now is there?

Image Courtesy By: Mashable
Doctor Who
A show
There are many Doctors who
Are usually never a blow


Series One
Starts with Nine
Meeting Rose seems to be fun
Until the mannequins align

Traveling to the end
They meet Cassandra
Trying to mend
The mess they saw

Going home
There has been trouble
Slitheen have hidden, and roam
The Doctor goes through the rubble

Then in SLC Utah
Darleks have been stored
One thinks he's in the Time War
And feels very ignored

Going back to the future
To Floor 500 we go
Adam gets in trouble
The Doctor then says no

An anniversary then comes up
Rose goes to see her dad
They all get in trouble
But later, things seem rad

World War Two
Is a mess
The Doctor has no clue
But nanogenes are a yes!

Games on the floors
Seem very dangerous
But wait, just look around those doors
The atmosphere is rather spacious

Bad Wolf comes into play
Warning Rose of the future
The heart seems rather okay
But a regeneration occurs anyway


Series Two
Starts with Ten
In battle he blew
He lost his arm then

Down to New Earth
Cassandra causes trouble again
However for what it's worth
Cassandra won't come back

Queen Victoria from England
Then decreed
To found Torchwood
The Doctor is not what they need

School in the present
Isn't so bad
The food just has a weird scent
To make children smarter

A girl in a fireplace
Why didn't she burn up
It was to violate
This lady's space

Upgrades are a go
Voluntary or not
Humans fall in tow
Will The Doctor save this lot

The Wire is bad news
Stealing faces
Is someone going to sing the blues
Take away these cases!

A weird planet
Full of Ood
Does it take granite
To stop the rude

Those who know The Doctor
Have meetings to discuss
What's going on
The disappearances are a fuss

Children go missing
It's the Olympics,
Where is the haunting
The fears are the witness

Ghosts appear in London
No doubt danger along the way
There are more than a dozen
Daleks are in the fray

Rose comes back
Causing a breach
The space is bigger than a crack
Rose is gone, no matter how far they reach


Anyway, even though you went against my advice, and read this rap(ish..More like sort of rhyming).

Please tell me what you thought, what I can do better, and if I should do another one. This is only the first four series (or seasons), so I am already thinking about another rap with the other six as well anyway.